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Anheuser-Busch Finally Fixes ‘Philidelphia’ Spelling In Bud Light Commercial

admin — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 03:20:51 +0000

Looks like Anheuser-Busch has finally fixed the commercial spot that has been airing for a month, featuring the spelling of ‘Philadelphia’ as ‘Philidelphia’. It’s amazing it took so long, although in fairness they may have caught it right away but probably had to wait out the airing of the original commercial or face added cost to replace it mid-cycle.

Still, how did that ever make it past all of the eyes at Anheuser-Busch marketing? That’s pretty sad.

Martin Bashir Killed Michael Jackson By Proxy

admin — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 03:26:02 +0000

Martin Bashir, the man who conducted the Michael Jackson interviews, should always and forever more be held accountable for contributing to the death of Michael Jackson.

This ever-opportunist, who coincidentally got promoted to the desk of ABC’s “Nightline” not long after he conducted the interviews, is the lowest of the sleaze journalists.

May you meet the same fate as you imposed on your victims, Mr. Bashir (and I struggle to even address you formally as a human being.)

Mike Tyson’s Daughter Attempts Autoerotic Asphyxiation

admin — Tue, 26 May 2009 01:45:00 +0000

Mike Tyson’s 4-year-old daughter was found being strangled by the power cord of a treadmill and is said to be in extremely critical condition, ABCNews.com is reporting.

Details are sparse, but initial reports suggest the toddler was in the middle of an intense workout, but became distraught by the inability to shed the baby fat.

Heritage Christian School – a bunch of batshit insane fundies!

admin — Sat, 09 May 2009 16:15:11 +0000

Check out these guys in a place called Findlay, Ohio:

http://www.heritagefindlay.org/

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090508/ap_on_re_us/us_school_dance_flap

FINDLAY, Ohio – A student at a fundamentalist Baptist school that forbids dancing, rock music, hand-holding and kissing will be suspended if he takes his girlfriend to her public high school prom, his principal said.

Despite the warning, 17-year-old Tyler Frost, who has never been to a dance before, said he plans to attend Findlay High School’s prom Saturday.

Frost, a senior at Heritage Christian School in northwest Ohio, agreed to the school’s rules when he signed a statement of cooperation at the beginning of the year, principal Tim England said.

The teen, who is scheduled to receive his diploma May 24, would be suspended from classes and receive an “incomplete” on remaining assignments, England said. Frost also would not be permitted to attend graduation but would get a diploma once he completes final exams. If Frost is involved with alcohol or sex at the prom, he will be expelled, England said.

Just when you think you’ve seen it all, a whole new breed of faggotry comes up and slaps you right in the mouth!

Comedian/Actor Dom DeLuise dead at 75; Yeti did it.

admin — Tue, 05 May 2009 15:33:13 +0000

Comedian Dom DeLuise has died, TMZ is reporting.

Also, Kidd Chris starts his internet broadcast later this month.

New York City’s Black Pearl restaurant (and douchebag owner) featured on Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares

admin — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 02:17:03 +0000

If you just watched Gordon Ramsay’s FOX show Kitchen Nightmares and would like to leave your opinion about Black Pearl (and its one epic douche of an owner), you can start here!

http://www.blackpearlonline.com/

But that site is probably down by now, so why not leave some reviews of the place here!

CitySearch New York
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Registering is free, and you can rail against that douchebag of an owner in no time!

BREAKING: John McCain announces Congressman Ron Paul Fin as his vice presidential running mate

admin — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:46:26 +0000

Senator John McCain announced today that Congressman Ron Paul Fin (R-UPS) is his selection as running mate for his 2008 campaign for the United States Presidency.

Fin immediately resigned both his seat in Congress as well as his job as a delivery truck driver.

Kidd Chris Underbelly forum board chatters? Yes, we’ve moved.

admin — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 00:59:09 +0000

Are you looking for the Kidd Chris Underbelly forum messageboard? We’re now here: http://www.heycobra.com

Proof of age? Let someone have sex with the entire Chinese women’s Olympic gymnastics squad

admin — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 17:01:08 +0000

If the Chinese maintain that all of their girls are 16 this year, that means that they are all legal per the age of consent laws in China.

So, I propose that China prove this by offering up the entire team for sex with a random male. If they agree, they should be telling the truth since it would be illegal to do otherwise. It’s a win-win for everybody; they prove their point, and somebody gets a great fuck out of it.

DUI driver who killed Cardinals fan has preliminary hearing continued

admin — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 03:23:54 +0000

I originally submitted this story to Fark and SomethingAwful. I made this blog post simply to be able to link to follow up posts without cluttering those sites up with this small update.

I’ve been back and forth with the reporter of a story about Joseph Genovese, the teen accused of blowing a red light while high and striking two joggers, killing one. He posted his mugshot to Myspace alongside pictures of smoking marijuana and drinking. Numerous friends of his posted comments offering him sympathy and making light of the situation without the slightest consideration for his victims.

She emailed me yesterday to tell me that the city court reporter has stated that the preliminary hearing was continued until October 23rd. The reasons for this may include considerations on Genovese’s prior convictions as well as awaiting the results of all of his drug tests.

So I suppose that you shouldn’t look forward to any more updates until then, and I don’t expect this to be greenlit either, but if it is, HI MOM ITS ME AGAIN! Ugh.