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Looks like Anheuser-Busch has finally fixed the commercial spot that has been airing for a month, featuring the spelling of ‘Philadelphia’ as ‘Philidelphia’. It’s amazing it took so long, although in fairness they may have caught it right away but probably had to wait out the airing of the original commercial or face added cost to replace it mid-cycle.

Still, how did that ever make it past all of the eyes at Anheuser-Busch marketing? That’s pretty sad.

Martin Bashir, the man who conducted the Michael Jackson interviews, should always and forever more be held accountable for contributing to the death of Michael Jackson.

This ever-opportunist, who coincidentally got promoted to the desk of ABC’s “Nightline” not long after he conducted the interviews, is the lowest of the sleaze journalists.

May you meet the same fate as you imposed on your victims, Mr. Bashir (and I struggle to even address you formally as a human being.)

A photographer has captured a dramatic photo of Kidd Chris Show celebrity Yeti navigating the streets of Mexico during his vacation last week.

Bodies fly as a camera catches Yeti plowing into a bike race along a highway near the U.S.-Mexico border, killing one and injuring 10 others.

Yeti, whose real name is Yetichi and who often leaves the chat room hoping his commute home will result in spectacular carnage of some kind, called the incident ’the greatest moment in my life.’

According to the 94 WYSP website, the Kidd Chris Birthday Show that was scheduled to take place tonight at Whiskey Tango has been ‘postponed.’  The message on the site reads:

“The Birthday Show has been postponed.  We regret any inconvenience this may cause.”

Earlier, it was reported by several inside sources that Kidd Chris was suspended, and the morning show for Friday was in best-of.

Chris ‘Kidd Chris’ Foley, the radio host of the 94.1 FM WYSP Philadelphia “The Kidd Chris Show” morning show, has been suspended, according to several sources close to the situation.

Of course, this could also all be horribly inaccurate.

Update: Kidd Chris has been fired.  More here.

Three children are confirmed dead and dozens more injured in a school bus crash in Cottonwood, Minnesota that is being likened to the September 11th terrorist attacks.

Angry parents are demanding to know why big yellow buses are used to transport kids to and from school, calling them “bright, easy targets” on the road.

“It’s crazy.  They drive these things around and it’s just a ticking time bomb.  They’re like the World Trade Centers and every car on the road is a jumbo jet,” one parent remarked.

More information to follow.

A 15-year-old girl and his 13-year-old mistress were found safe today in Cameron Parish, Louisiana after disappearing on a cross-country trek in the boy’s family’s minivan.

Hannah McConnell and Gage Petherbridge left their Vienna Township, Michigan homes nine days ago with $680, the boy’s dog and his Xbox 360 in what was clearly a well-thought out plan for survival.

Initial reports say that they turned up at the home of pop singer Britney Spears’ mother.  Other reports say that they might have been on their way to Jena, Louisiana to participate in anti-Martin Luther King protests with a white supremacist group.

FOXNews.com is reporting that Hannah Montana star Billy Ray Cyrus uses a body double during a small portion of his show to facilitate transitioning between himself and Hannah Montana during the act.

Sadly, girls (and homosexual boys I suppose) who have thought that Billy Ray was the one giving them that tingling sensation in their pants the entire concert will have to live knowing that for a brief moment, they were approaching climax to a nobody.  According to one report, a 12 year old was quoted as saying that now that Billy Ray has broken his achy breaky heart, he can no longer achieve a erection.