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Check out these guys in a place called Findlay, Ohio:

http://www.heritagefindlay.org/

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090508/ap_on_re_us/us_school_dance_flap

FINDLAY, Ohio – A student at a fundamentalist Baptist school that forbids dancing, rock music, hand-holding and kissing will be suspended if he takes his girlfriend to her public high school prom, his principal said.

Despite the warning, 17-year-old Tyler Frost, who has never been to a dance before, said he plans to attend Findlay High School’s prom Saturday.

Frost, a senior at Heritage Christian School in northwest Ohio, agreed to the school’s rules when he signed a statement of cooperation at the beginning of the year, principal Tim England said.

The teen, who is scheduled to receive his diploma May 24, would be suspended from classes and receive an “incomplete” on remaining assignments, England said. Frost also would not be permitted to attend graduation but would get a diploma once he completes final exams. If Frost is involved with alcohol or sex at the prom, he will be expelled, England said.

Just when you think you’ve seen it all, a whole new breed of faggotry comes up and slaps you right in the mouth!

I originally submitted this story to Fark and SomethingAwful. I made this blog post simply to be able to link to follow up posts without cluttering those sites up with this small update.

I’ve been back and forth with the reporter of a story about Joseph Genovese, the teen accused of blowing a red light while high and striking two joggers, killing one.  He posted his mugshot to Myspace alongside pictures of smoking marijuana and drinking. Numerous friends of his posted comments offering him sympathy and making light of the situation without the slightest consideration for his victims.

She emailed me yesterday to tell me that the city court reporter has stated that the preliminary hearing was continued until October 23rd.  The reasons for this may include considerations on Genovese’s prior convictions as well as awaiting the results of all of his drug tests.

So I suppose that you shouldn’t look forward to any more updates until then, and I don’t expect this to be greenlit either, but if it is, HI MOM ITS ME AGAIN!  Ugh.