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A 15-year-old girl and his 13-year-old mistress were found safe today in Cameron Parish, Louisiana after disappearing on a cross-country trek in the boy’s family’s minivan.

Hannah McConnell and Gage Petherbridge left their Vienna Township, Michigan homes nine days ago with $680, the boy’s dog and his Xbox 360 in what was clearly a well-thought out plan for survival.

Initial reports say that they turned up at the home of pop singer Britney Spears’ mother.  Other reports say that they might have been on their way to Jena, Louisiana to participate in anti-Martin Luther King protests with a white supremacist group.