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If you just watched Gordon Ramsay’s FOX show Kitchen Nightmares and would like to leave your opinion about Black Pearl (and its one epic douche of an owner), you can start here!

 http://www.blackpearlonline.com/

But that site is probably down by now, so why not leave some reviews of the place here!

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Senator John McCain announced today that Congressman Ron Paul Fin (R-UPS) is his selection as running mate for his 2008 campaign for the United States Presidency.

Fin immediately resigned both his seat in Congress as well as his job as a delivery truck driver.

Are you looking for the Kidd Chris Underbelly forum messageboard? We’re now here:  http://www.heycobra.com

If the Chinese maintain that all of their girls are 16 this year, that means that they are all legal per the age of consent laws in China.

So, I propose that China prove this by offering up the entire team for sex with a random male.  If they agree, they should be telling the truth since it would be illegal to do otherwise.  It’s a win-win for everybody;  they prove their point, and somebody gets a great fuck out of it.

I originally submitted this story to Fark and SomethingAwful. I made this blog post simply to be able to link to follow up posts without cluttering those sites up with this small update.

I’ve been back and forth with the reporter of a story about Joseph Genovese, the teen accused of blowing a red light while high and striking two joggers, killing one.  He posted his mugshot to Myspace alongside pictures of smoking marijuana and drinking. Numerous friends of his posted comments offering him sympathy and making light of the situation without the slightest consideration for his victims.

She emailed me yesterday to tell me that the city court reporter has stated that the preliminary hearing was continued until October 23rd.  The reasons for this may include considerations on Genovese’s prior convictions as well as awaiting the results of all of his drug tests.

So I suppose that you shouldn’t look forward to any more updates until then, and I don’t expect this to be greenlit either, but if it is, HI MOM ITS ME AGAIN!  Ugh.

In case you weren’t aware, Jack Thompson - the Florida lawyer who frequently litigates against entities which run against his conservative Christian belief system - is currently in disbarment proceedings in his home state.

Sticking to the tactics which have earned him his douchebag status, his last appeals to the better judgement of the court include hurling insults at the judge who recommended his disbarment, calling her among other things a “raving wild woman” and ”unhinged.”

He also calls for an understanding of the sheer magnitude of such an event:

“…it’s only my 31-year law career that is at stake here…”

Thank goodness for that!

A decision is expected sometime this September.

A photographer has captured a dramatic photo of Kidd Chris Show celebrity Yeti navigating the streets of Mexico during his vacation last week.

Bodies fly as a camera catches Yeti plowing into a bike race along a highway near the U.S.-Mexico border, killing one and injuring 10 others.

Yeti, whose real name is Yetichi and who often leaves the chat room hoping his commute home will result in spectacular carnage of some kind, called the incident ’the greatest moment in my life.’

Chris ‘Kidd Chris’ Foley, the host of Philadelphia rock station WYSP’s morning show ‘The Kidd Chris Show’ has been fired, according to Dan Gross of PhillyGossip.com.

According to Gross, Foley’s termination stems from an in-studio performance of a parody song performed by frequent show contributor Lady Gash.  The song, titled ‘Schwoogies,’ featured lyrics deemed racist by those who protested it.

It was reported earlier that several sources close to the situation were saying that Foley was merely suspended.

According to the 94 WYSP website, the Kidd Chris Birthday Show that was scheduled to take place tonight at Whiskey Tango has been ‘postponed.’  The message on the site reads:

“The Birthday Show has been postponed.  We regret any inconvenience this may cause.”

Earlier, it was reported by several inside sources that Kidd Chris was suspended, and the morning show for Friday was in best-of.

Chris ‘Kidd Chris’ Foley, the radio host of the 94.1 FM WYSP Philadelphia “The Kidd Chris Show” morning show, has been suspended, according to several sources close to the situation.

Of course, this could also all be horribly inaccurate.

Update: Kidd Chris has been fired.  More here.